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Fringe '09: Need a S.C.R.E.W.?

Posted by Paloma / June 18, 2009

20090617-screw.jpgA few days ago my little cousin showed me some homework for her Sex Ed class. One of the questions was "What are some disadvantages of using the female condom?" One of the possible answers was: it squeaks.

In my day, Sex Ed did not consist of noisy contraceptives. At best, we girls were segregated from the boys, shuttled into a separate room, and asked, "So, is there anything you want to know?" So I felt it necessary to bolster my high school education, in case there was anything that I hadn't learned in nearly a quarter century. Thankfully, there's a quick and dirty crash course at the Fringe: S.C.R.E.W., the Sexual Curriculum Remedial Education Workshop.

In 45 minutes, Instructor Sarah Lovejoy takes you through courtship, arousal, protection, and finally, to climax. However, her course is monitored by Jane Johnson, a morality officer whose trusty blowhorn interrupts whenever things get a little too risqué. I won't spoil the ending for you, albeit to say it's a happy one.

S.C.R.E.W has two more lessons, June 19 @ 3:45 p.m. and June 20 @ 8 p.m. at Venue 3, Espace Berri, 4001 Berri.

Photos courtesy of Flirt Productions

Discussion

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Pat / June 26, 2009 at 01:43 pm
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I agree! Best time I had at the Fringe this year. The only sexy show that lived up to it's expectations! Simply awesome!
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