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Top 10 Easy Halloween Solutions

Posted by Luc / October 28, 2009

Xmas CostumeHalloween is my favorite holiday. I'm serious. It provides skanky girls, cheap candy (50% off on November 1st), and fun but often late dress-ups. You and your friends probably started talking about Halloween costumes back in August, promising that you would actually put time and effort into it this year. Now it's the 11th hour and your best idea is still your plan B costume of attaching a Balloon to yourself and going as last week's "Balloon Boy"

Lucky for you I am here to help, with the Top 10 Obscure Yet Awesome Costume Ideas for 2009:

10. Random Holiday
I saw these guys dressed as Christmas once (pictured above) and I was blown away. You can do it for any holiday. Finally, an opportunity to dress up like Cinqo de Mayo!

9. Zombie Celebrity
Dress as a celeb you hate (Paul Rudd) then cover yourself in fake blood and wounds. If someone says something like "hey Paul Rudd isn't dead!" reply "not yet".

8. Ironic T-shirts
It's extremely easy and will make you the funniest/dumbest person at the party. You can make them as ironic or offensive as you want.Down to Fuck

7. Your Favorite STM Station
Literally. Pick your favorite stop and try and re-incarnate it as a costume. So if you like PIE-IX, just cover yourself in crust and fruit and draw the number 9 on your chest. Or paint yourself Red and attach little aliens and be CHAMP DE MARS.

6. Earl Jones
Borrow money from a few people and tell them you'll pay them back more than you borrowed, and THEN NEVER DO IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

5. Bixi Bikes
If you're feeling promiscuous, this is the costume for you! Just charge people $5 per ride.

4. The Couple from Paranormal Activity
This movie is bigger than your mom right now, and this is a REALLY EASY costume if your bf/gf wants to dress as a couple (like in that Tim Hortons add). Just dress in pyjamas and carry around a video camera.

3. Xavier Dolan
Dress like a hipster. You definitely have a friend who owns all the necessary accessories (large non prescription glasses, giant V-Neck, bad haircut, etc.) XavierDolanCostume

2. Carey Price
In this case you simply don't show up (ZZZZZZINNGGGG).

1. My Ex
Put on fake hair extensions, buy a new outfit every 10 minutes, and enjoy movies like "Stardust". Then show up to the party I'm going to and watch me cry while punch holes in the wall. Luc+Sadness


If you really run dry on ideas, check back on Friday for the Top 10 Last Minute Costumes!
Photos courtesy of My Past.

Discussion

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Urileee / October 28, 2009 at 08:53 pm
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Kudos for #9. Name dropping is a great way to become interesting.
Valerie / October 28, 2009 at 10:30 pm
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Best top 10 ever.
Jer / October 29, 2009 at 02:13 pm
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Nice list. it manages to be both intensely personal and highly useful at the same time.
Greg / October 29, 2009 at 08:40 pm
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Dude. Get on that "last minute costumes" list, I need it desperately. I wanna aim higher than "hippie lifeguard" this year.
Christine / October 30, 2009 at 09:48 pm
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If you're totally desperate you can also try one of those great conceptual costumes. Paste filthy words all over yourself and go as "Vulgarity." You can tell vaguely offensive jokes all night and people will hate you just enough to notice you. Yay!
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