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Posted by Chip / May 10, 2006

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It seems like only yesterday that I was on the phone with the compertized (yet strangely alluring) voice answering service of Miss Vickie’s. Laugh away, but you haven’t lived until you’ve learned all the details and care that goes into this gourmet potato chip – and that can only be done by navigating the options at 1-866-264-2056. Anyway, at no time was there any mention of any chip flavour that I hadn’t heard off. At the time, it was a shear letdown. It was as though I was an explorer, thirsting for more, but with no more to be found.

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Imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon the latest surprise flavour unveiled by our little miss Vickie. Hanging from a clothes pin, the bright red packaging could not be missed – even if you couldn’t see the NEW! logo emblazoned in the top left corner. “A red bag?” I thought out loud. Maybe too loud, in fact. But the cashier didn’t mind, she only nodded her head in knowing approval.

Well, Roasted Red Pepper Grill (Piment rouge cuits sur le gril), it was time to see what you were made of.

Unfortunately, for all my expectations, it was a let down. Don’t get me wrong the experience was delightful as always, but unfortunately it seemed as though Miss Vickie’s had determined the formula for Ketchup flavour, only on their specialty hand made style potato chip. Don’t take my word for it though. Go ahead, try a 65g sack and see for yourself. What’ve you got to lose?

Next time: Plantains. Does deep frying them and adding salt make them a chip?

Discussion

59 Comments

rrrobyn / May 11, 2006 at 11:49 am
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ketchup-flavoured miss vickies!! i'm glad about this 'failed attempt' (yeah yeah they so wanted to make ketchup but it's not the m.v. image, hence this la de da thin veil of gourmet.) that's awesome.
Mike / May 11, 2006 at 12:31 pm
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i found it to be more of a sweet bbq than catsup. at any rate it certainly was not the roasted red pepper i was looking forward to.

i agree that the packaging is too red. red makes me think super spicey, and i'm a spice wuss. given the flavour i think a burt orange colour would have been more appropriate (go longhorns).
OJ / May 11, 2006 at 01:29 pm
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Also note the 'heat' lines emanating from the red pepper. Very confusing. In my case, i would welcome the heat.
Jer / May 16, 2006 at 02:07 pm
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Yes. Defintely more of a BBQ than a ketchup. But this raises the question of when Miss Vickie is going to provide us with something approximating a ketchup chip. She won't call it Ketchup though. Too low-brow for her authentic old-fashioned chips. It'll probably be some kind of Tomato Dusted Salsa with Oregano Extract.
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