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Remember Cheezies? I Know I Do!

Posted by Dave / March 21, 2006

BlogCheetos.jpgThe chip aisle at the grocery store hasn’t been impressing me lately. There seems to have been a lack of new products recently that has made me wonder if Lays and Hostess have hit a brick wall. The more likely issue that the new chips are still being released, but I just haven’t been into the flavours they’re releasing. Yesterday in Denver, I took the plunge and tried Natural Cheetos White Cheddar Puffs.

When I brought them to the teller, the friendly cashier made the comment “Natural, how can they be 'all natural?' " I explained that they grew on trees, to which she was polite enough to laugh.

I must say I am truly impressed. I’ve always been a fan of “Cheese Puffs” (which from here on in I will refer to as Cheezies), but became very bored with them long ago. I mean, where could they go? You had the puffy ones and the crunchy ones. However, what wild and crazy direction could they go in? In the end, these Cheezies are not that much different. However, the white cheddar flavour is much better than I was expecting. I suppose visually white just seems less tasty that orange. However, the subtle flavour mixed with the satisfying crunch is a pleasure to this palate. Add to that the fact that they’re “natural” and you do somehow feel that they’re good for you. I mean, they give me Calcium (25 % of daily value), Vitamin E (10%) and B6 (2%). They’re practically the Flintstones Vitamins of the Cheezie industry.

Halfway through the bag, I noticed something. This has nothing to do with how good or bad they are, but I still found it quite amusing. At the bottom right of the front picture of the Cheezies, there is a note. “Product Enlarged To Show Texture”. Of course, sexual innuendoes flooded my mind. I even thought how this would make an incredible tattoo for someone. But seriously, are people really disappointed to see that the Cheezies is not to scale with the picture? Was there a lawsuit involved? We’ll see how friendly that cashier is when I return, quite possibly drunk, insisting on getting my money back as they were not the size I was expecting.

I would like to thank Natural Cheetos White Cheddar Puffs for bringing me back to the world of Cheezies.

PS: As if they actually use the word "Puffs"!

Discussion

147 Comments

J Mac / March 23, 2006 at 06:11 pm
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I remember a time when Cheetos had a pile of different options available. There were some bacon-y flavoured shell-shaped ones that I remember particularly. But it seems like their R&D budget must have been totally slashed, or else their department transferred to Doritos, which have unveiled quite a few new cheese-related flavours in recent years. It's a drag, because there are SO many kinds of cheese, and yet Cheesies, which should be the proud torchbearer of cheese-related snackdom, have never progressed past the cheddar scene. What up with that?
Dave / March 23, 2006 at 07:02 pm
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Agreed. Interesting how they come out with a new cheese flavour, and it's simply WHITE Cheddar! What a stretch.

Also, just to clarify, I generally don't count those CRAZY HOT red cheezie type snacks Cheezies. If it ain't cheese, it ain't Cheezies.
Kathryn Chase / March 29, 2006 at 02:35 am
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FETA CHEESE IS THE ANSWER
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FETA!! FETA!! FETA!! SOMEONE GO GET THE GODDAM FETA!!
J Mac / March 29, 2006 at 09:13 am
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Weird. Is somebody being paid by the ... feta lobby ... to promote their type of cheese on cheese-related blog posts? If so: hilarious!
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