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Posted by Christy / December 15, 2006

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THIS NEWS COULD GET YOU LAID
And so it's the most important. The Geminid Meteor Shower reached its peak yesterday but will continue raining shooting stars on us for days. To make things even more thrilling, coronal mass ejection on the surface of the sun is sending Auroras that are being seen as far south as Oklahoma. Another display is predicted for Saturday night, and weather forecasts show this overcast might just let up for us then, so get your sweetie out of this harsh city glare, haul a couple blankets to the backseat, and keep your eyes on the Northern sky. Or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

THIS NEWS WILL MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE BROTHER NERVOUS
Two women were ordered to pay $25,000 in "moral and punitive" damages for shouting racial slurs at an Indian-Canadian couple. Life just got more expensive for the hilarious.

THIS IS JUST SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
Ah, yes, Canadian news: minor rate hikes and people doing their best to make the world a better place. Sickening.

OH YEAH, WE WON THE BAGEL THING, TOO.

Ha, take that, Toronto! HA HA HA! And now we shall sink back into our sated stupors.

ALSO, YOU'RE PROBABLY FAT ON THE INSIDE.

Agonizing new taunt for teenage girls discovered by U.K. scientists.

NO MORE UNDERAGE PROSTITUTES FOR YOU, SOUTH SHORE.
Oh Gazette, why do you bury news of shame and human degradation on page 7? Don't you even CARE about filtering dread and anxiety throughout the populace? SHAME SHAME CANADIAN NEWS OUTLETS.

IN THE END, JOHN McCAIN WILL SAVE US FROM OURSELVES.
Thanks God for America, making the world a more irritating place for disaffected bloggers like you and me.

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Saniyya / February 4, 2015 at 03:50 am
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Please be honest: CBC Electronic exsits because CBC Radio 3 is all indie rock all the time, with occasional rap ringers thrown in. CBC Radio listeners of long standing thing music is classical music. Radio 3 programmers, staff, listeners, and defenders think the alternative to CBC Radio is indie rock. What the hell else would anybody listen to?And let’s be even more honest: CBC Electronic has been launched with no mandate and no budget. And next to no profile.I remember discussing this issue in another forum. I suppose this is marginal progress.
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