Question of the Day: What's that wonderful smell?

Yes, friends, enjoy hovering at freezing JUST FOR TODAY. And while you you enjoy the experience of your nostrils briefly coming unglued, let the government start worrying in earnest about climate change. The Harper administration has finally made a strong statement blaming human sources as the "very likely" cause of global warming, while the rest of us bite our lips and try not to snort-laugh.

On similar notes, the director of Tourism Montreal will keep his job despite pointing out the obvious. And the town of Herouxville has issued a declaration to immigrants explaining that they will not be allowed to kill women.

In other words, to sum up everything that could actually qualify as news today: What's that wonderful smell?

Oh, I know. It's bureaucratic bullshit.