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Posted by Matt / January 22, 2007

Dear Midnight Poutine,
I am what appears to be a regular Montreal guy with a fair amount of friends, and one pretty big secret. You see, I’m actually American and I am afraid if my friends find out they won’t like me anymore. What should I do? Should I continue with the charade, or come clean and own up to being a yank?
Yours,
Secretly American

Dear Secretly American,
I’ve got exactly two words for your situation: Lucky Duck!! (!!!)
I would give it all up for just one fleeting second of American Citizenship. Really, I’d give up everything. If somebody came up to me and said “Renounce your Canadian Citizenship and you too can become American”, well sir, I would just turn around and renounce the shit out of my Canadian citizenship. If they said, “okay, now take these tiny American Flag pins and stick them directly onto your bare chest,” well guess what? I would stick tiny American flag pins onto my bare chest. And then if they said, “Hahaha, look what we did. We smart Americans made you stick tiny American flag pins onto your chest, stupid Canadian”, I would say, “boy that sure was a good one,” then I would thank them for their time and walk away. You know why, because they have been kissed on the face by God Himself and they can do whatever they want. So, I would wish you good luck buddy, but you don’t need it. You have an American passport. That’s nature’s rabbit foot

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